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Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Ralph and Norris went bear hunting in Montana. While Ralph stayed in the cabin, Norris went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him. His rifle jammed, so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

Now Norris was pretty fleet of foot, but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as Norris reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

Norris man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"

Yo Mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mamma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish

Yo mamma's so huge got stuck in the Grand canyon

Yo mamma's so small, she can play handball on a curb

Yo mamma so dumb she sold the car for gas money!!!

Yo mama is so fat she tripped over Walmart, tripped over K-mart and landed right on Target!

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everybody ran for the border

Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone!

Yo mama so poor when a robber robs her, it's just for practice!

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Yo mamma is so stupid she thought a Quarterback was a refund.

One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. The man, being a kindhearted soul, got down on his hands and knees and began assisting the drunk looking for his watch. After about ten minutes without any success, the man asked the drunk exactly where he tripped. "About a half a block up the street," the drunk said. The man asked the drunk, "Why are you looking for your watch here if you lost it a half a block up the street?" The drunk replied, "The light is a lot better here."