Turds Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two turds were sitting beside each other in a toilet, when one looks to the other and says, "man, you smell like shit".

a boy walked to school and on his way there he found a pile of rabbit turds. the boy slipped the turds into his pocket.
the boy went to the school house and sat at his desk.he would act like he was slipping the turds into his mouth but was really slipping them into his pocket.
a girl beside him asked wat he was taking and the boy responded " im taking get smart pills"
the little girl says " well get smart pills give me some of those. the boy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a turd and gave it to the girl. the girl slipped it into her mouth and screamed " this taste like poopy" and the boy responds "look ur already getting smarter.

Q: What do women & dog turds have in common?
A: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up!