Slipping Jokes

Banta saw an exhausted Santa running up to him.
"What happened to you Santa?"
"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."
"Oh really, what happened?"
"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!"
"So, how'd you get away?"
"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
"That"s scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit all over the place."
"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on ?"

A Man Came To Doctor, He Said,"My Body Get Tired While Slipping." Doctor,"Ok! Take This Medicine After Slipping And Before Waking."

At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, pardner." "Oh yeah, what happened?" asked the other cowboy. "I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!" replied the first cowboy. "So, how'd you get away?" asked the other cowboy. "The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over," replied the first cowboy. "Man, that's scary! If it'd been me, I would probably have crapped all over the place," remarked the second cowboy. The first cowboy replied, "I DID! What do you think that bull was slipping in?"

Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. Well, now that I think about it, I think you bring me bad luck!

Banta Singh saw an exhausted Santa Singh running up to him.
What happened to you Santaji?"
"There was this nasty big bull in my street that nearly killed me today."
"Oh really, what happened?"
"I was just walking quietly wearing this red shirt, when the animal came charging at me like a locomotive! He almost got me!"
"So, how'd you get away?"
"Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over."
"That's scary Santaji. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit all over the place."
"Oye! I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?"