Twinkie Jokes / Recent Jokes

One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?"
His father replies, "Oh, that's a twinkie son, if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter."
The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters.
His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?"
The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding twinkies for him, but what he doesn't know is, before I gave them to him, I sucked all the cream filling out.

A young girl is sitting in a barber shop with her mother, eating a twinkie, and anxiously awaiting her first hair cut. When her turn comes, she brings her twinkie with her to the chair, and the barber covers her. Soon, she pulls the twinkie out for a bite.
"You're getting hair on your twinkie," the barber playfully warns.
"Yes, I know," replies the girl. "And I'm getting boobs, too."

there was this guy and a girl having sex and after the guy throws out his condom and then one hour later the girl wants to have sex again and the guy goes out to get the condom he used before because they where out and it wasn't there and then he sees a little kid playing with it and he goes up to the kid and says i'll pay you $20 BUCKS for that and the kid says o.k. and the kid gives it to him and then the kid goes in and says to his mom "
mommy this guys stupid he payed me $20 BUCKS for a twinkie i sucked all the filling out of