Tyra Jokes

ON COURAGE: "They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind." -- Cindy Crawford

ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE: "Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage." -- Carole Mallory

ON POVERTY: "Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson

ON FATE: "I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." -- Christie Brinkley

ON ARRIVING: "Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take." -- Kathy Ireland (star of Alien From L. A. and Danger Island)

ON CAREER CHOICES: "My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian." -- Paulina Porizkova

ON PRIORITIES: "I would rather exercise than read a newspaper." -- Kim Alexis

ON more...

Tyra Banks talked to People magazine about the "fat pics" snapped of her on vacation. Banks said that she is retired from modeling and no longer needs to maintain a strict diet. Despite this explanation, she was disappointed that no one wanted to hear her sing "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going."

The 10 nominee's for the " 2009 Emotionally Challenged Female Celebrity Of The Year Award " are as follows,: 1). Liza " With a Z " Minnelli, 2). Elizabeth " Once married a Hilton " Taylor, 3). " Shotgun Sarah " Palin, 4). LaToya " Phantom of the Opera " Jackson, 5). Lindsay " Cat Burglar " Lohan, 6). Debbie " I'll Kick Your Ass " Rowe, 7). Susan " Young Frankenstein " Boyle, 8). Sharon " Bad Karma " Stone, 9). Naomi " Flying BlackBerry " Campbell, 10). Tyra " Tyra Loves Tyra " Banks................The voting will take place at a later date.........................................................................( kascha & whitney )