US Airways Jokes / Recent Jokes

John Mark Karr, pedophile and new definition of creepy pervert, flew home to the U.S. today... IN STYLE!! Although he was escorted by US Marshalls, he still flew in business class, dined on king sized grilled prawns, and sipped champagne. The incident was not lost on those in coach who yelled, "Who do you have to kill to get some service around here."

However, water will still cost you a one way ticket from La Guardia Airport to Charlotte, N.C.

Ryanair's discourteous CEO, Michael O'Leary confirmed that yes, indeed, he's going to start charging passengers when they need to go to the bathroom. In response, US Airways said they would never charge to use their bathrooms. Citing that most of their passengers usually piss their pants prior to landing.

US Airways has just announced they'll be offering discount flights from Queens to Manhattan.

A US Ariways plane went down minutes after takeoff Friday from LaGuardia Airport in Queens, splashing into the river near 48th Street in midtown Manhattan. Today the pilot told NTSB investigators he had no choice but to cancel a planned stopover in the Bronx.