Ultimatum Jokes / Recent Jokes
A man called into a local radio station and told the' morning guys' that his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get any sex.
They asked him,' How long do you think you'll be able to hold out?'
Reply:' Until my girlfriend dies.'
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I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "its me or your fishing."Gee I miss her.
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.