Umhlanga Jokes

You know, with the price of petrol nowadays, I am getting squeezed dry.
Up, down, up, down, up, down.. . every day I`m vying to the hospital
to check the mother-in-law, who needed a leg op. I dare not ask the vrou
to skip-a-day. You know what that will be like! Anyway, medical aid and
all, she is relaxing in Umhlanga hospital.
My family troops in, waving at connections, all heading for the same
ward. As we entered, the facial xpressions on those (white) patients
and their visitors was one of shock. "Is this an invasion?"