Uncles Jokes / Recent Jokes

1. Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
2. Your dad is some sort of engineer.
3. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
4. You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
5. You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
6. You shop 99 ranch.
7. Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from.
8. You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
9. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
10. You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest, or library.
11. Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage".
12. You drive mostly Japanese cars..
13. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
14. You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even more...

One day, banta finds morron crying. He asks morron, "what happened?". Morron says,"day before yesterday, my uncle died and left me with rs. 1, 00, 00, 000." banta says,"that should make you happy." morron says,"that's not the whole story. Yesterday, another uncle died and left me rs. 2, 00, 00, 000 and i have only two uncles".

Why was the baby ant afraid of his uncles?
Because his uncles were all ants!

A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins.
Man: "Father, I've sinned. I went to my Uncles house,
but he wasn't there, and his wife wasn't there, so I talked to
his daughter for five minutes, then I had sex with her."
Priest: "Well, it's a first offence, so I'll go easy.
A donation of five dollars, and ten Hail Mary's will earn you
forgiveness."
Then next day, the man goes back to his priest.
Man: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
I went back to my Uncles house, but he wasn't there,
and his daughter wasn't there, so I talked to his wife
for five minutes, then I had sex with her.
Priest: "That's twice. You'd better not do it again.
A donation of twenty dollars, and forty Hail Mary's and
I'll forgive you. But I'd better not see you again for a while."
The day after that, the man goes back to his priest.
Priest: "You again? I thought I said I didn't want to see you for more...