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Life is most easily understood looking backward-but it is best lived looking forward.
(This joke should be understood in the spirit that X'tian marriages in our part of the world are almost always arranged, divorces are rare & socially stigmatic. So spouses are tolerant)
On the day I got married, my uncle gave me his piece of personal wisdom.
He said: In the first year, the wife is obedient. She listens to whatever you say. So enjoy yourself.
In the second year, the role changes & the husband listens to his wife. So it's her time to enjoy.
In the third & succeeding years, there are no more such roles. So the neighbors listen to what you shout at each other. And they enjoy.
Once the couple visited the zoo. They noticed that all the animals are laughing except donkey
Couple asked watchman: - why all animals are laughing but donkey is not laughing.
Watchman said to couple: - one of the animals had told a joke so every animal understood the joke except donkey didn't understood the joke. After 1 week the couple again visited the same zoo. They noticed that all animals were quiet but donkey was laughing.
They asked again to watchman. Couple: - why all animals are quiet but donkey is laughing.
Watchman to couple: - because 1 week ago there was a joke on which all animals were laughing and donkey didn't understood that joke, today the same joke donkey has understood and he is laughing now.
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep. In other words, every qualitythat women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep. In other words, every qualitythat women hate in a man, they love in a cat.