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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!" As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?" The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And more...

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He
kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had
a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge
party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests... I have a
proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my
daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and
emerge unharmed!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a
large SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he
could... the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made
it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think
it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain... which do you
want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, more...

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single.One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he announces: "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give 1 million dollars or my daughter to the man that can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"As soon as he finished his last word there was the sound of a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all his might, the crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.The millionaire was impressed, he said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain, which do you want my daughter or the 1 million dollars?"The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the person who pushed more...