Unique Jokes

MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise.
PROFESSORS OF MATHEMATICS will prove the existence of at least one unique elephant and then leave the detection and capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for their graduate students.
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A:
Go to Africa.
Start at the Cape of Good Hope.
Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately east and west.
During each traverse pass,
Catch each animal seen.
Compare each animal caught to a known elephant.
Stop when a match is detected.
EXPERIENCED COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate.
ASSEMBLY more...

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him

How Do You Catch A Unique bird?
Unique Up On It.

Knock Knock…
Who’s There?
Boo…
Boo Who?
Stop crying it’s just a joke!
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Rabbit Catching

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on him.

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on him.

Remember you're unique, just like everybody else.