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Mathematicians hunt Lions by throwing out everything that is not a Lion
and catching one of whatever is left. Experienced mathematicians will
attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique Lion before
proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. Professors of mathematics
will prove the existence of at least one unique Lion and then leave the
detection and capture of an actual Lion to their graduate students.
Quantum Mechanics Scientists spend their time trying to ascertain whether
a Lion is only visible when there is someone there to see it and go on to
design fiendishly complicated traps for theoretical Lions involving small
amounts of radioactive substances and glass vials of toxic vapour
(Schrodinger's Lion).
Logicians don't hunt Lions; for them it is sufficient to prove the
existence of Lions and Lion-hunters and an additional theorem which proves
that Lion-hunters do indeed hunt Lions (at least in theory).
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.
Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!

Santa observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
Santa: "What's your 'Unique Breakfast?'"
Waitress"Baked tongue of chicken."
Santa: "Baked tongue of chicken?... Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!"
Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?"
"Just bring me scrambled eggs," the man replied.

Computer scientist Arthur Boran was ecstatic. A few minutes earlier, he had programmed a basic
mathematical problem into his prototypical Akron I computer. His request was simply, "Give me the sum
of every odd number between zero and ten." The computer's quick answer, 157, was unexpected, to say
the least. With growing excitement, Boran requested an explanation of the computer's reasoning. The
printout read as follows: THE TERM "ODD NUMBER" IS AMBIGUOUS. I THEREFORE CHOOSE TO INTERPRET IT AS
MEANING "A NUMBER THAT IS FUNNY LOOKING." USING MY AESTHETIC JUDGEMENT, I PICKED THE NUMBERS 3, 8,
AND 147, ADDED THEM UP, AND GOT 157.
A few moments later there was an addendum: I GUESS I MEANT 158.
Followed shortly thereafter by: 147 IS MORE THAN 10, ISN'T IT? SORRY.
Anyone doing conventional research would have undoubtedly consigned the hapless computer to the scrap
heap. But for Boran, the Akron I's response more...