Unrecognized Jokes

Final Confession
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"This one has changed for the occasion."
The President takes the day off from work to elude the press corps and Hillary. He decides to go golfing. Bill gives the slip to the Secret Service and ends up, unrecognized, at a small public course in Maryland.
He is on the 2nd hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to tee off when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." The President looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove him wrong, puts his driver away and grabs his 9 iron.
Boom! He hits the ball 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The Frog replies "Ribbit. Luck Frog."
The President decides to take him to the next hole. What do you think frog?" the President asks.
"Ribbit. more...