Ribbit Jokes

The Lucky Frog
Abe lives in Tel Aviv. One day, he takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. Abe thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron". Abe looks around and doesn`t see anyone.
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." And then Abe realises that the frog is doing the talking.
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the hole. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that`s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies "Ribbit. Lucky frog." Abe decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think, frog?" Abe asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood." Abe takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. Abe is befuddled and doesn`t know what to say. .
By the end of the day, Abe has golfed the best game of more...

What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?
One says "Ribbit ribbit" and the other says "Rubbit rubbit".

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,"Ribbit. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog
and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides
to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 Wood." The guy takes out a 3 Wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK, where to next?" The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las more...

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He
>is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
>green.
>
>He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
>"Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
>"Ribbit. 9 iron."
>
>He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts
>his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10
>inches from the cup. He is shocked!
>
>He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky
>frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
>
>The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
>"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood."
>
>The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
>befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
>
>By the end of the day, the man golfed more...