"The Lucky Frog" joke

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He
>is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
>green.
>
>He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
>"Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
>"Ribbit. 9 iron."
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>He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts
>his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10
>inches from the cup. He is shocked!
>
>He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky
>frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
>
>The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
>"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit. 3 wood."
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>The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is
>befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
>
>By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in
>his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies,
>"Ribbit. Las Vegas."
>
>They go to Las Vegas and the guy asks, "OK frog, now what?"
>The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette."
>
>Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you
>think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."
>
>Now this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf
>game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding
>back across the table.
>
>The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
>He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay
>you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The
>frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
>
>He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he
>deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 17 year-old
>girl."
>
>. ... And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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