Unused Jokes

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.

The doctor said, "Well, this Ph. D. brain costs $10, 000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15, 000. Here we have a policeman''s brain as well. It costs $50, 000."

The client asked, "What? How''s that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it''s totally unused."

A recent medical survey found that the average penis is six inches
long, while the average vagina is eight inches deep. That means that
there are over 150, 000 miles of unused pussy in the world!!!