Upgetting Jokes

THE MAN'S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here itis: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the womanhappy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something shedislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doingsomething she expects... Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIESYou make the bed...+1 You make the bed, but forget to add thedecorative pillows... 0 You throw the bedspread over rumpledsheets...-1 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings...+5 But return with beer. ..-5 You check out asuspicious noise at night. .. 0 You check out a suspicious noise andit's nothing... 0 You check out a suspicious noise and it'ssomething....+5 You pummel it with a six iron....+10 It's herfather...-10 You leave the toilet seat up...-5 You replace thetoilet-paper roll when it's empty... 0 When the toilet-paper roll isbarren, you resort to more...