Uranium Jokes

The U.S. is seeking sanctions against Iran for its nuclear weapons program despite reports that it has made little progress in developing enriched uranium.
Upon hearing the words, "enriched urnanium," Dick Cheney took time out from studying the subtle differences between a Texas lawyer and a quail to order George W. Bush to order a massive airstrike against Iran.

PESCARA, Italy - Two senior citizens paid out more than $367,000 for uranium to feed an extraterrestrial doctor they had been told would cure their ailments.
Police said three tricksters persuaded the women that the alien, called Sagyr, could cure them provided he was given uranium for nourishment.
Having failed to spot any improvement in their infirmity, they decided to call police. The trio was jailed Friday by a court in this central Italian city. A judged ordered a sentence of 30 months in prison and a fine.