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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "Mother, where do babies come from? " The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend. "Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? " "Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."
Jewelry "A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex. (The daughter more...

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on more...

A boy and a girl have had a relationship for a very long time but have not had sex. Oneday they planned to taste it and all they could plan was for the boy to put his penis into any red thing he sees on the girls window. The boy went to the girls house and saw a red tubelike structure so as he was told to do, he placed his penis inside not knowing it was the bucal cavity of the girls father. unfortunately the had to bite his penis. the next morning the girl saw the boy and called him and the boy replied biting vagina girl

One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate.
At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain.
It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole.
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard.
In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.
She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.
Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent more...

A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."
The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."
She asks, "On my vagina?"
He says, "No. On your nose!"

A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent over and took a whiff, and I don't smell anything."The doctor examines her, and then says, "You need an operation."She asks, "On my vagina?"He says, "No. On your nose!"

So this little boy heres his mom call his dad a bitch and his dad called his mom a bastard. so later that day he asks his mom " hey mom what is a bitch and a bastard? well a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a guy. So after learning that he goes upstairs and hears his dad shot SHIT and he asks his dad " what does shit mean? its another word for shaving cream. So he goes outside and heres this little boy say i wanna stick my penis up your vagina. after that he goes inside and asks his parents what a penis and a vagina is. His mom replies well a Penis is a hat and Vagina is a coat. Later that night his mom shouts FUCK and he asks what does that mean? she says thats another word for cutting the chicken. The doorbell rings and he says hello bitchs and bastards can i take your penis and vagina? My dad is upstairs shitting himself and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the chicken.