"Weird Joke but funny- im a kid who made this!" joke
So this little boy heres his mom call his dad a bitch and his dad called his mom a bastard. so later that day he asks his mom " hey mom what is a bitch and a bastard? well a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a guy. So after learning that he goes upstairs and hears his dad shot SHIT and he asks his dad " what does shit mean? its another word for shaving cream. So he goes outside and heres this little boy say i wanna stick my penis up your vagina. after that he goes inside and asks his parents what a penis and a vagina is. His mom replies well a Penis is a hat and Vagina is a coat. Later that night his mom shouts FUCK and he asks what does that mean? she says thats another word for cutting the chicken. The doorbell rings and he says hello bitchs and bastards can i take your penis and vagina? My dad is upstairs shitting himself and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the chicken.
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