Vajpeyi Jokes

After Death, Laloo Yadav, L. K. Advani& Vajpeyi Ji Went To Hell. After Some Years Of Hardwork At Hell, They Remembered Their Families. They Requested Yamraj To Let Them Make A Call.
The Nearest P. C. O. Booth Was 10 Miles Away, So After Walking For 3 Days, They Reached It.
First Mr. Vajpeyi Made A Call For 2 Minutes. Bill--Rs. 1000.
Next Mr. Advani Made A Call For 10 Minutes. Bill--Rs. 5000.
Then Laloo Ji Went In And Made A Call To Bihar For 2 Hours. Bill--Rs. 20.
The Other Two Went And Reported This To Yamraj, To Which He Replied,"What Can I Do If There Is A Local Connection Between Hell & Bihar?!"