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This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub. So, on his first night, he's going through his normal routine of blonde jokes. All of a sudden, this blonde stands up in the fourth row and says, "Excuse me, mister, but no physical attribute of mine affects my mental capability!" The guy is flabbergasted. He stands up and tries to apologize, but is cut off when she says, - "You stay out of this, mister. I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that jerk on your knee!"

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch. Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Indian: Dog no talk. Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going? Dog: Doin alright. Indian: [extreme look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Dog: YepCowboy: How's he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes meto the lake once a week to play. Indian: [look of disbelief]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? Indian: Horse no talk. Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going? Horse: Cool. Indian: [extremer look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Horse: YepCowboy: How's he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes medown often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Indian: [total look of amazement]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Indian: Sheep Lie!!

This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub.
So, on his first night, he's going through his normal routine of blonde jokes. All of a sudden, this blonde stands up in the fourth row and says, "Excuse me, mister, but no physical attribute of mine affects my mental capability!"
The guy is flabbergasted. He stands up and tries to apologize, but is cut off when she says, -
"You stay out of this, mister. I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that jerk on your knee!"

This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he's going around town looking for a job. He finds one at a local nightclub.So, on his first night, he's going through his normal routine of blonde jokes. All of a sudden, this blonde stands up in the fourth row and says, "Excuse me, mister, but no physical attribute of mine affects my mental capability!"The guy is flabbergasted. He stands up and tries to apologize, but is cut off when she says, -"You stay out of this, mister. I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that jerk on your knee!"

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Indian: Dog no talk.Cowboy: Hey dog, hows it going? Dog: Doin alright.Indian: [extreme look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Dog: YepCowboy: How's he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes meto the lake once a week to play.Indian: [look of disbelief]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? Indian: Horse no talk.Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going? Horse: Cool.Indian: [extremer look of shock]Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]Horse: YepCowboy: How's he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes medown often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.Indian: [total look of amazement]Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Indian: Sheep Lie!!