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Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour." "Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, and hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife? She calls him on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible. I won't be there for about an hour and a half." The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice. "What should I do?" he asks. The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?" "Yes" the man replied. "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the Doctor. The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper..."
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra.
The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?"
The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep."
The man says, "And the Viagra?"
"Keeps him from falling out of bed."
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Editors Note: Feel free to TRY to send this joke to a friend, but with the word Viagra don't expect it to make it...
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
* Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and more...
A woman goes to her doctor and complains that she can't get her husband to have sex with her anymore. The doctor explains that there's a new drug called Viagra that might do the trick. He tells her to give her husband one pill that night and come back the following day to let him know if it helped.
The next day the woman returns to the doctor's office and happily tells him that the Viagra worked. She and her husband had the best sex in a long time. She asks the doctor what would happen if she gave her husband two pills that night. The doctor tells her he isn't sure, but to go ahead and give it a try.
The following day, the woman returns to the doctor even happier than the day before. She tells him that the sex was even better than the night before and asks what would happen if she gave him six pills. The doctor says he's not sure, but to go ahead and give it a try.
The next day the woman goes back to the doctor, walking a little awkwardly but ecstatic. She tells him that more...
Q: What do Disneyland and Viagra have in common?
A: You wait one hour for a two minute ride!
The mayor of a small Brazilian town is handing out free Viagra to elderly men in a program called “Pinto Alegre” which is Portuguese for “Happy Penis.” The town’s elderly women have another name for the program. They call it, “Get off me you stanky old coot.”