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a mouse gets a viagra 3o mins later he comes out of his house ad says"
right wheres that pussy now!"
by Ricky.L. Lewis
TOP 10 SLOGANS BEING CONSIDERED BY VIAGRA
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, Tastes great!... More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:
1. This is your penis... This is your penis on drugs.
A guy goes to his doctor and says,"Doc, I have a problem." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday." "I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out." The man says, "You have a deal Doc." Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened"? The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!