Vineyard Jokes

Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore!
Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!
Q. What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.
Q. What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
A. Eyes Wide Shut.
A. Three funerals and a wedding.

Why didn't JFK Jr take a shower before be left for the Vineyard?
He said he'd wash up on shore.
Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
Their motto is 'Your luggage will arrive before you do!'
What do Kennedy's miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
The runway.
How did JFK Jr learn to fly?
Crash course.
How are the Kennedy's like oil?
They don't mix well with water.
Why aren't there more JFK Jr jokes out there?
They just haven't surfaced yet.