"Kennedy Q&A" joke

Q. Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
A. He said he'd wash up on shore!
Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!
Q. What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
A. The runway.
Q. What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?
A. Eyes Wide Shut.
A. Three funerals and a wedding.

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