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One day, A girl asked her father why her name was rose. The father replied, "because when you were born a rose fell on your head".
The next day, Another daughter asked her father why her name was violet. The father replied, "because when you were born a violet fell on your head".
Finally, his third child, his only son, came up to his father making a unnnhhhhhh sound.
The father replied, SHUT UP FRIDGE!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag?
There were three daughters who wanted to know how they got they're names. So the first daughter asks her father, "
Daddy, how did I get the name rose?"
The father says "
You got the name rose because when you were born your mother and I dropped a rose on your head."
Then the second daughter came up and asked, "
Daddy, how did I get the name Violet?"
Her father replied "
You got the name violet because when you were born your mother and I dropped a violet on your head."
Then the last daughter came up and asked, "
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And the father replied, "
Shut up fridge!"