Waiter Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter.

Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.

"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said the waiter. "Ill inform the branch manager."

Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, its blown my steak off the plate three times.

I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!