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BANTA Singh, like all good Sardars, always greeted everyone in the congregation with a loud." Wakey Guruji Ka Khalsa, Wakey Guruji Ki Fateh'.'

After spending a few years in England he returned home and at the village gurudwara produced an Anglicised version of the greeting: "Sat Sri Akal. And a copy to all."