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In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall andthere he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when heturned to leave, she approached him for an interview."I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to theWestern Wall and praying?""For about 60 years.""60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?""I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray forall the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safetyand friendship.""How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?""Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailer
Not a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.
His first name was Bubba, Joe was his middle,
And a-runnin' down his chin Was a trickle of spittle.
His socks, they were hung by the chimney with care,
And therefore there was a foul stench in the air.
That Bubba got scared And rousted the boys.
There was Rufus, 12; Jim Bob was 11;
Dud goin' on 10; Otis was 7.
John, George and Chucky Were 5,4, and 3:
The twins were both girls So they let them be.
They jumped in their overalls, No need for a shirt,
Threw a hat on each head, Then turned with a jerk.
They ran to the gun rack That hung on the wall.
There were 17 shotguns; They grabbed them all.
Bubba said to the young'uns, "Now hesh up ya'll!
The last thing we wanna do Is wake up yer Maw."
Maw was expecting And needed her sleep,
So out they crept out the door without making a peep.
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While the minority of citizens who actually voted tuesday may have turned to CNN, FOX and the regular networks for election night coverage, empty headed mall rats that night were glued to the V Channel(Vacuous Lifestyle Channel) for wall to wall coverage of the Brittany Spears Divorce. V Channel conducted their own exit polls at parking lots of suburban malls across America. By a 10-1 margin, young mall rats said the divorce filings would not effect their decision to not vote, not register to vote and remain as ignorant of current affairs as possible.
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries, “Watch out for the wall! ”
Your Mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
A: Because it felt crummy.
Q: What did the wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner.
Q: What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
A: OUCH!
Q: What kind of cheese is not yours?
A: NA-CHO cheese.
Ahhhhh its hilarious. i love it.