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An american scientist on a visit to indian village stopped and stared at a wall.
He asked his escort "I can see absolutely round blotches of cow dung on the wall but can't understand how cow must have done it?"

One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again, before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again, the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here; just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall". He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said' 'Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell. The worker agreed -- not like he could do anything else -- and he was on his way.
When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, “Ah! A new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits. ” Then the worker replied, “That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward. ” So he fixed the wall. Satan, intrigued, asked, “What else can you build? ” So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; in fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it.
Within a few days, God phoned Satan and said, “I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven. ” Satan replied, more...

This drunk man walks over to the bartender and points to this beautiful blonde. He says to the bartender"Give that beautiful ballerina a drink on me" so every couple minutes he says "Give that beautiful ballerina a drink on me" later that night, he says it once more, then the bartender says"why do you say that she is a beautiful ballerina???" The drunken man says "well any one who can put their leg up that high on the wall must be a ballerina..."
so if you are stupid and dont understand this joke it means...someone had her arm on the wall, and since she has a hairy armpit it looks like(to a drunken man)that this womans leg is on the wall and she has no underwear on....

On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

Q :What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was The Wall