Wasnt Jokes

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfectsalute, and snapped out, "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isnt it?"Well it wasnt a nice night, but the Private wasnt going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied, "Sir, Yes Sir!"The General continued, "You know theres something about a stormy night that I find soothing, its really relaxing. Dont you agree?"The Private didnt agree, but then the private was just a private, and responded, "Sir, Yes Sir!"The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again, and said, "Sir, Yes Sir!"The General continued "I more...

It was a dark, stormy night. The marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk.

The nervous young private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute and snapped out "Sir, good evening, Sir!" The General, out for some relaxation, return the salute and said "Good evening marine, nice night isnt it?".

Well it wasnt a nice night, but the private wasnt about to disagree with the General so he saluted again and replied "Sir yes sir!"

The General continued "you know there's something about a stormy night that i find soothing, its really relaxing. Dont you agree?" The private didnt agree, but then the private was just a private, so he responded "Sir yes sir!"

The General, pointing at the dog,"This is a golden retriever, the best type of dog to train" The private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said " Sir yes more...

Why wasnt Jesus born in LA?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill says. "Thought?" Steve asks. "What do you mean?" "Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me," Bill says. "Wasnt that love?" Steve asks. "No, that was obsession," Bill explains. "Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didnt understand me." "Wasnt that love?" asks Steve. "No, that was lust," Bill replies. "And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach." "Well, wasnt that love," asks Steve. "No. That was motion sickness!" Bill replies.

my home room teacher mr bowman went to new york for the weekend and when he got to his hotel he was nervous about the terriost things well he was lookin under neath the bed carpets in dores for bombs or anything well he looked underneath this one carpret and he saw a steel lid he said that he always brings tools where ever he goes so he got his screw driver and he unscrewed the lid and then he felt inside of it and there was nothin in it so he screwed the screws back on and they him and his wife went out and when they were checkin back in to their hotel the guy at the desk said how do u like ur room and he said it is ok and the guy at the desk said well the couple below you guys are at the hospital cause their shandalier fell on them and then our class started laughin and he said no for real it is true and we stopped laughin and he said it wasnt true but he scared me and my class so bad cause he had hurt some body i got you there didnt i u thought i wasnt jokin about that you thought more...