Weather Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Gosh, its raining cats and dogs," said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother."Ive just stepped in a poodle!"
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and cant see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.
One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river as usual. It was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. The lights were off and he snuggled up behind her. She didn't even turn around.
"What a terrible weather today honey," he said to her.
"Yes. And my idiot husband went fishing!"
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) Hes got bugs on his teeth.
Penguin Olympic hopefuls forced to shift focus from ice dancing to synchronized swimming.
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."The next day it rained.A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."The next day there was a hailstorm."This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio broken."