Global Warming Jokes

i bet, one day, after the world blows up, we'll all look back at global warming and all the other "theories" and just laugh and laugh.

When plastic surgeons check out at a grocery store,I wonder if they ever choose paper?

I really believe in global warming.I stared at the sun recently,and I'm much blinder than the last time I stared at the sun.

North Carolina state Senator Charles W. Albertson pushed for a climate-change panel despite the fact he is "not completely convinced" that human activity is behind Global Warming.
Later he reluctantly expressed support for NASA even though he still can't comprehend how the space shuttles can orbit a flat planet.

In the news today, scientists noted a rise in the temperature of the band of ocean water called El Nino of several degrees and expect this means 2007 will be hotter than 2006. Skiers have responded to climate change by proposing erecting an man-made reef off the coast of Maine to be composed entirely of skis. Sharks are also expected to gather there for the human sacrifice of one skier each day until snow returns to the slopes.