Global Warming Jokes / Recent Jokes
A day after the U.S. supreme court ruled that the government must regulate greenhouse gases, George Bush concurred.
"Clean air is gooder than dirty air." he agreed, "I'm hoping that the people in charge can get on that."
Cities that rely on melting snow for water may run into serious shortages. This according to scientists without eyes.
Hideous future world of gloom will be quite comfortable
In the news today, scientists noted a rise in the temperature of the band of ocean water called El Nino of several degrees and expect this means 2007 will be hotter than 2006. Skiers have responded to climate change by proposing erecting an man-made reef off the coast of Maine to be composed entirely of skis. Sharks are also expected to gather there for the human sacrifice of one skier each day until snow returns to the slopes.
I really believe in global warming.I stared at the sun recently,and I'm much blinder than the last time I stared at the sun.
The new documentary about global warming is called "An Inconvenient Truth." That was actually gonna be the title of my new documentary about how white chicks these days are really into black guys.
Everyone is talking about things like hybrid cars and solar panels as ways to save energy and stem the tide of gloabal warming, but these methods are expensive and inconvenient. That's why DailyComedy is offering ways to help the environment that, although almost completely ineffective, aren't overly burdensome.
So here they are, in no particular order: The five least effective ways to combat global warming:
5. Lose the electric toothbrush. The jury is still out on whether electric toothbrushes are better at removing plaque than the old-fashioned kind. So why not save precious electricity and get a light workout at the same time?
4. Try parking in the driveway now and then instead of driving all the way into the garage. When the weather is mild, you can use this technique to save (literally) pennies worth of gas.
3. The less a car weighs, the less power it requires and the more fuel-efficient it is. But even if you drive an SUV, you can still lighten the load by more...