Global Warming Jokes / Recent Jokes

Penguin Olympic hopefuls forced to shift focus from ice dancing to synchronized swimming.

i bet, one day, after the world blows up, we'll all look back at global warming and all the other "theories" and just laugh and laugh.

When plastic surgeons check out at a grocery store,I wonder if they ever choose paper?

Question: If the current “man-induced global warming” alarmists are proven beyond reasonable doubt they are wrong, when will they apologize?

Answer: When Hell freezes over.

North Carolina state Senator Charles W. Albertson pushed for a climate-change panel despite the fact he is "not completely convinced" that human activity is behind Global Warming.
Later he reluctantly expressed support for NASA even though he still can't comprehend how the space shuttles can orbit a flat planet.