Weinie Jokes

there are three santas 2 fake ones and the real santa
the first fake one goes into a hotell and says i need a room
the hotell clerk said we dont have any rooms butt a haunted
room and we dont rent that one out, the fake santa says
i dont believe in ghost's so when he got to his room
he heard a voice say I'M THE GHOST OF JEANIE WEINIE GIVEME
YOUR BALLS OR ELSE I'LL EAT YOUR WEINIE. the fake santa
jumped out the window. the second fake santa came in the
room and he heard a voice say I'M THE GHOST OF JEANI
WEINIE GIVE ME YOUR BALLS OUR ELSE ILL EAT YOUR WEINIE
and hejumped out the windom. then the real santa came in
and heard I'M THE GHOST OF JEANIE WIENIE GIVE ME YOUR
BALLS OR ELSE ILL EAT YOUR WIENIE. and he said "I'M THE
GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST TOUCH MY BALLS I'LL KICK YOUR
ASS!

There is 3 sports players a baseball player a tennis player and a hocky player.
The football player checked into a hotel and when he got to his room he heard "I am the ghost of meanie enie I am going to eat your weinie" Then football player checked out really fast.
Then the tennis player when to the same hotel and got the same room. The same thing happend to him. He checked out really fast.
Then the hocky player went to the same hotel and got he same room. When he got to the room he heard "I am the gohst of meanie enie i am going to eat your wennie"
Then the hocky player said "touch my weinie i kick your ass"