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Once upon a time, there was a welsh priest. and he was building a new church, and one day he was out in what was going to be the graveyard tidying up leaves and other rubbish, and he picked up this coke bottle that was lying on the ground in front of him. and as he picked it up, out popped this genii. and the genii said he could grant the priest one wish.
so the priest said "well look, I'm building this new church, and i want it to be a brilliant church, alive, with a large congregation and so on, could you do that for me?"
and the genii thought a little and then replied, "well I'm only a trainee genii, and thats rather a big wish, influencing religion, interfering with higher powers etc, so is there anything else you'd like, instead."
and the priest thought a bit and then said "I'm welsh, as you can tell from my accent, and like so many welshmen I'm a big rugby fan. and as you may know the welsh rugby team haven't done really more...
A farmer in Southwest England claims that cows moo with an accent. According to Lloyd Green, dairy farmer and man with waaaayyyy to much time on his hands, believes that his cows moo with a bit of a Sommerset drawl. When asked to correctly identify a Scottish, Welsh, and American cow just by their moo, Green was 3 for 3. He said, "The Scottish and Welsh cows had a bit of a brouge, and the American cow had a redneck fucking it."
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book - Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better ElephantsThe Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper ElephantsThe Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of MoneyThe Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish PeopleThe German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.The Icelandic book - Defrosting an ElephantThe Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His ElephantsThe Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue? The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
very nation has to write a book about the Elephant:
The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant.
The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari.
The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.
The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants.
The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants.
The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money.
The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People.
The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-
6.
The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant.
The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants.
The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
First, God created the Irish. He said to himself, "These people are fun. They`re very fun. But I *don`t* want them to *ever* rule the world." So to handicap them, He gave them Whisky. Then God created the Scots. He said to himself, "These people are almost as much fun as the Irish. But I don`t want them to ever the world, either." So to handicap them, He gave them Kilts and Bagpipes. Then God created the Welsh. He took one look at them, and said, "No way!!". So to handicap them, He gave them the Welsh Language. Finally, God created the English. And for the smallest possible moment in time, He was worried. For he knew that these people would come closer to ruling the world than any of the others. So he realized that he needed to give them a great handicap. So He gave them. .. the Irish, Scots, and Welsh.