West Virginia Jokes

Scientists are puzzled how Tut's parents managed to emigrate to Egypt from West Virginia.

Various cities are proposing a ban on plastic grocery bags. Those most upset at the possible ban are West Virginians, who want a choice when covering their partner’s face during sex.

I grew up only a few hours away from West Virigina and want to know is intermarrying so bad? I mean, you already know the inlaws

West Virginia schools are bringing in the game “Dance Dance Revolution” to trim the waistlines of its students. The decision comes on the heels of a study that found that children who played it for 30 minutes five days a week ended up in better shape. An unnamed school official said, “Recess was an option, but it just didn't waste enough money.”

The West Virginia University president said that former coach Rich Rodriguez was "distraught" before he left the school. As opposed to all the other minorities in West Virginia, who love it there.