Wher Jokes

the school bell ran than a kid walked is then the teacher asked where wher you he sead i was on strw barry hill then after 10 minits later a nether kid came in so the techer asked where wer you he sead i was on straw barry hill thenafter 20 minits later anether kid comes in and yhe teacher askeds where wher you and he ses i was on strobarry hill then a little gril come in and the teacher askeds how are you she ses im strabarry hill

"Hard drive" -
Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" -
1. Place to hang your truck keys.
2. Whare you're supposed to put da keys so da wife can find 'em.
"Window" -
Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" -
When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" -
1. How you got rid of your dandelions.
2. What you did to da hay fields last July. (from NetDummy Humor)
"ROM" -
Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" -
First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" -
What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" -
Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" -
1. Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
2. What leaves those little turds in da more...