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Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

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A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialled at random..
"Salvation Army" came the answer.
"What do you do?"
asked the man.
"We save wicked men and women," came the reply.
"Well, save me a wicked woman for Saturday night."

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Wicked!
Wicked who?
Wicked go for long walks together! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Wicked!
Wicked who?
Wicked make beautiful music together!