Wig Jokes

A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk." How much is that television set?" she asks." Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said. So, the girl walks out. The next day, she returns wearing a brown wig. She again approaches the clerk and asks "How much is that television set behind you?" The clerk replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Again, the girl walks out. She again tries the next day, this time wearing a red wig. She goes up to the clerk and asks "How much is that television set behind you?" The clerk again replies, "We don't sell to blondes!"Well, the girl was kind of suspicious. She asks carefully, "How do you know I'm a blond?" The clerk looks at the girl and says..."Because that's not a television, it's a microwave!"

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?" "After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly." "I think" explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?"
"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly."
"I think" explained the surgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."

A blonde walks in to a pawn shop. She looks around for a while and then approaches the clerk.' 'I would like to buy that TV over there.''

The clerk says' 'I am sorry lady we don't serve blondes here.''

The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day she returns wearing a brunette wig.' 'I would like to purchase that TV over there.''

Again the clerk says' 'Lady I told you yesterday we do not serve blondes here.''

Now the blonde is furious. The next day she dresses like a man (a suit, tie, mustache, etc.).

She approaches the clerk and says in a deep voice,' 'I would like to purchase the TV over there!''

The clerk says' 'Lady I told you twice already we do not sell to blondes here!''

She says to the clerk' 'How can you tell? Yesterday I wore a wig, today I am dressed like a man, how can you tell it is me??''

He laughs and says,' 'Because that's a microwave!!!!''

What kind of wig can hear? An earwig!