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What is a ghosts favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

Why did firefighters have greater difficulty extinguishing the wild fires in California than they did the ones in Greece?

Everyone knows Greece fires are the worst.

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life.' Wow, this is great,' he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

'Hey,' he called.' I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you guys wild rabbits?'

'Yes we are. We're so glad you escaped, welcome to freedom, please come and join us,' they cried.

Our friend hopped over to them and after normal rabbit introductions, started eating the grass. It tasted so good.' What else do you free rabbits do?' he asked.

'Well,' one of them said.' You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.'

This, he couldn't more...

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great, ” he thought. It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
Hey, ” he called. “I’m a rabbit from the laboratory and I’ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits? ”
“Yes. Come and join us, ” they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. “What else do you wild rabbits do? ” he asked. “Well, ” one of them said. “You see that field there? It’s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them. ” This he couldn’t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked more...

This married couple is on holiday in Pakistan. They're touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they pass this small sandal shop. From inside they hear a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say " you, foreigners! come in, come into my humble shop. salam a leekem! (hello in english) So the married couple walks in.

The Pakistani man says to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife after hearing this is really interested in buying the sandals, but her husband feels he really doesn't need them, being the sex god he is.

The husband tells the man, "how could sandals make you into a sex freak".

The Pakistani man replies, "just try them on."

Well, the husband after much badgering from his wife, finally concedes to try them on. The husband tries them on and gets this wild look in his eyes, more...

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "It was me, shrimp," he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists, "what about it?" "Oh, well, er," stammered little Pete wretchedly, "all I wanted to say was.. . when are you going to give it another coat?"

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You, foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you'd be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just try them on."
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in more...