Willie Nelson Jokes

Willie Nelson was issued a misdemeanor citation for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana.
A bear was also arrested for shitting in the woods.

Country singer Willie Nelson was issued a misdemeanor citation after marijuana was found in his tour bus on Monday.

In other shocking news, ice cream was found in Roseanne Barr's fridge, candy was found in John Mark Karr's van, and tearing was found in Harvey Fierstein's butt.