Wince Jokes

The proprietor of a successful optical shop was instructing his son on how to charge a customer.
"After you have fitted the customer's glasses," he said, "and he asks you what the charge will be, you say,' $10.' Then see if he winces."
"If the customer doesn't wince you say,' For the frames. The lenses will be another $10.'"
"If he still doesn't wince you say firmly,' Each.'"

The proprietor of a successful optical shop was instructing his son on how to charge a customer. "After you have fitted the customer's glasses," he said, "and he asks you what the charge will be, you say,' $10.' Then see if he winces.""If the customer doesn't wince you say,' For the frames. The lenses will be another $10.'""If he still doesn't wince you say firmly,' Each.'"