Winehouse Jokes

...singer Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized again...this time for dehydration...her condition is so severe that doctors have advised her to start taking her vodka intravenously.

Amy Winehouse, who had been on a three-day binge before she was hospitalised last week, admits she was "out of control" and needs to get help. Mainly because her fifteen minutes are just about up.

According to her representative, Amy Winehouse was released from a hospital Tuesday morning after being treated for an adverse reaction to medication.

Doctors said she had overdosed on fresh air.

Amy Winehouse won five grammys on Sunday night.

Winehouse says she is torn between displaying the grammys on her mantle or selling them on eBay to buy crack.

Natalie Cole, in response to Amy Winehouse's multiple Grammy win, said that Ms. Winehouse shouldn't have won due to her recent struggle with drugs. "...you don't get to just do your drugs and go onstage and get rewarded." If the Grammy voters based their vote on what Ms. Cole’s logic and only gave awards to musicians who never did drugs, Pat Boone would have swept every category from 1955… and that ain’t right.