Hospitalized Jokes

...singer Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized again...this time for dehydration...her condition is so severe that doctors have advised her to start taking her vodka intravenously.

Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, N. J., in
September, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a quarter-stick of
dynamite that blew up in their car. While driving around at 2a.m., the
bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see
what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window
was closed.