Winery Jokes

...3 Napa Valley winery workers were arrested and charged with destroying a newly budding crop of a neighboring winery in order to increase the value of their wine. The 3 were charged with Statutory Grape.

And Michael Vick opened a new winery and restaurant that is the first of its kind to serve marijuana residue in a water bottle. Though it's known as "The Tasting Room," we prefer to call it "Bongs N' Beaujolais." Vick admitted he was reluctant to get involved with the restaurant business, but in the end he simply couldn't pass.