Vick Jokes

Michael Vick is continuing to deny reports that he was at a dog fight. However, it was difficult to hear him over all of those dogs.

So, you think a gallon of gasoline is expensive? Well! !!
Here are a few things that Autoweek brought to our attention to compare.
This is what it costs to buy a gallon of...
Diet Snapple 16 oz for $1. 29 equals $10. 32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz for $1. 19 equals $ 9. 52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz for $1. 59 equals $ 10. 17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz for $1. 25 equals $ 10. 00 per gallon
Quart of milk 16 oz for $1. 59 equals $ 6. 32 per gallon
STP Brake Fluid 12 oz for $3. 15 equals $ 33. 60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz for $8. 35 equals $ 178. 13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz for $3. 85 equals $123. 20 per gallon
Whiteout 7oz for $1. 39 equals $254. 17 per gallon
Scope 1. 5oz for $0. 99 equals $ 84. 84 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER......
Evian water 9 oz for $1. 49 equals $ 21. 19 per gallon... $21. 19 FOR WATER! !
You get the idea?? So next time you're at the gas pump, be glad your vehicle more...

Michael Vick is reportedly shopping a post-prison reality show. Something tells us it won't be on Animal Planet.

Michael Vick admitted to crying in prison because of all his guilt. And maybe the prison rape.

A judge has ruled that Michael Vick must pay his own way to his upcoming bankruptcy hearing. Ironically, he may have to take a Greyhound to get there.